oh wow long time. and yes i miss lukas, and chris, and everyone
soooo new years eve was a duzy. i started out at home, cleaning and shit. made it over to jonna's aunts house. we watched the girl next door and i accednetly slid down the stairs (which is the first of the two times taht night).. .
we eventually and somehow made it over to billy's family party, after picking jake up. so i found a water bottle of bicardi in one corner and began drinkin that down. then got it taken away from me by its owner. damn nazi . j/k. anywho, then paid jake to share the green apple bicardi. yum. drank way too much of that. so in another corner i saw a little blue eyed blonde haired boy named randy. i felt for the child who looked bored out of his mind and thought that no one should be left lonely on new years. i introduced myself and then the night began.
we had to leave because we all apparently smelled so i made the mistake of following a drunken fiona outside to the street. she said she wanted to do something romantic so went into the middle of the street and laid down. i guess she wanted a notebook thing goin on.... so im about to lay down when i see a drunken shea making his way down teh street..... from where i have no clue. but on the other street (to my left) comes mr. shea and all the little shea boys to come bumrush us. mr shea told us to watch the drinking.....
sooooo i somehow make it back inside where everyone is with randy on my arm (or me anchored to the earth by randy) and um, im not sure how but we eneded up holding hands and making out.... randy didnt like the audience so we moved to the laundry room of billy's basement. long story short. mr carlson (billys dad) comes down and goes "lights on for a sec" and im like OOOOH MY DEAR GOD. now keeping in mind this is a family function adn im mackin it with the boy that is good friends with the family. mr carlson gets his beer turns off the light and says "continue on". apparently i also gave mr carlson a pat on the back and went to chase after him.... yeah. oh yea, later that night, mr carlson gave billy a pat on the back and said (and i quote) "about time randy got some"
bla bla bla
to candices we go at like 10 45
im uber drunk at this point. we go in, there was bundles of make outage. then bundles of confusion and stripping. 12 hits everyone counts down all yelling and at 12 the entire house goes silent as everyone makes out. hott. 1 am randy leaves. i aimlessly wander in a drunken stupor as people everywhere are making out or fucking or passed out. some point in time i made it up the stairs, and of course no drunken person goes down safely. so i fall backwards from the top of the stairs and slide all the way down until pat grabbed my ankle to keep me from breaking my neck at the bottom. oh jonna i love that girl, comes rushing over to make sure im okay.
so things happened i made it back to the casa.
best new years ever
happy new year 2oo6
mad love | 
